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'I saw the durndest thing,' said Urchin. Strewth, now he's talking American, thought Meredith. 'What's that then?' she asked, wriggling her bottom on the freezing concrete steps outside Tescos. If only my dreadlocks were a bit longer I could sit on them, she thought. That would be warmer.
'These two blokes were lurking out back of Piranha and Frenzi, Estate Agents (est. 2006), Urchin began. The


Satirical PoemThe Wheel-Spinners' & Grunters' Social ClubSatirical Poem
by Peter Fairbrother
The taxis, bikes and minis all screech to a halt As a big BMW breaks the law He's heading for the social club Foot pressed to the floor
The Wheel-Spinners' & Grunters' Social Club Only 4x4's allowed And sports cars (if they're big enough) 'Cause the crucial bit is - LOUD
Two thousand million years To bury carbon 'neath the clay Now it's burnt in twenty decades 'Cause we need BIG toys for play
Oral, anal, genital Old Sigmund's in a daze 'Cause h
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