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'I saw the durndest thing,' said Urchin. Strewth, now he's talking American, thought Meredith. 'What's that then?' she asked, wriggling her bottom on the freezing concrete steps outside Tescos. If only my dreadlocks were a bit longer I could sit on them, she thought. That would be warmer.
'These two blokes were lurking out back of Piranha and Frenzi, Estate Agents (est. 2006),’ Urchin began. ‘The
Satirical PoemThe Wheel-Spinners' & Grunters' Social ClubSatirical Poem
by Peter Fairbrother
The taxis, bikes and minis all screech to a halt As a big BMW breaks the law He's heading for the social club Foot pressed to the floor
The Wheel-Spinners' & Grunters' Social Club Only 4x4's allowed And sports cars (if they're big enough) 'Cause the crucial bit is - LOUD
Two thousand million years To bury carbon 'neath the clay Now it's burnt in twenty decades 'Cause we need BIG toys for play
Oral, anal, genital Old Sigmund's in a daze 'Cause h
Surreal DarknessThe child said goodnight to her mother Pecking her, lightly on the cheek She swooped through the long,dark corridors Her pink nightgown flowing behind her Continuing up the winding staircase with heavy footfalls She passed the hastily hung paintings, lifeless on the wall The door squeaked softly as she pushed it open,Surreal Darkness
Deafening after the silence that enveloped the house She slipped into the freshly made bed, alone And hid beneath the soft bedcovers
Even parents are scared of the dark
B Dragon
Stained Glass
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Deus Mon Abri!
Whats that coffee pot? you say I gotta drain you!
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When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
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