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  • Deviant since Dec 28, 2007, 8:00 AM
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Cottage Gardens from Heaven

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Cottage Gardens from Heaven
in Landscapes on 1/11/08
Funny Short StoryFunny short stories  Pink Elephants mock Maths Exams  or  The Music of the Cream Cheese Spheres  or  No can do – Maths  or  Has Number 11 Finally Flipped?   
 
 
'I saw the durndest thing,' said Urchin.  Strewth, now he's talking American, thought Meredith. 'What's that then?' she asked, wriggling her bottom on the freezing concrete steps outside Tescos. If only my dreadlocks were a bit longer I could sit on them, she thought. That would be warmer.   
'These two blokes were lurking out back of Piranha and Frenzi, Estate Agents (est. 2006),’ Urchin began. ‘The Funny Short Story
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in Fantasy on 12/29/07
Satirical PoemThe Wheel-Spinners' & Grunters' Social Club   
by  Peter Fairbrother   
The taxis, bikes and minis all screech to a halt  As a big BMW breaks the law  He's heading for the social club  Foot pressed to the floor   
The Wheel-Spinners' & Grunters' Social Club  Only 4x4's allowed  And sports cars (if they're big enough)  'Cause the crucial bit is - LOUD   
Two thousand million years  To bury carbon 'neath the clay  Now it's burnt in twenty decades  'Cause we need BIG toys for play   
Oral, anal, genital  Old Sigmund's in a daze  'Cause h Satirical Poem
in Spoken Word on 12/28/07
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  • Current Age: astronomical
  • Current Residence: Cornwall, UK
  • Interests: all creative, open source
  • Favourite band or musician: Solveil slettahjell
  • Favourite poet or writer: me!
  • Operating System: Ubuntu linux
  • Skin of choice: when i was 25
  • Favourite game: sleep
  • Favourite gaming platform: Old Trafford
  • Favourite cartoon character: George Bush 3rd
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  • Tools of the Trade: 2B pencil

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~Lucanis:iconLucanis: Jan 28, 2008, 11:51:22 AM
thanks for the fav+ much appreciated.

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Deus Mon Abri!
Whats that coffee pot? you say I gotta drain you!
=Hellexise:iconHellexise: Jan 2, 2008, 10:23:58 AM Mood: Joy
Thank you for the watch!

:D

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~CatWoman4ever:iconCatWoman4ever: Jan 1, 2008, 8:25:22 AM
Thank you so much for the :+devwatch:!! :hug: It is greatly appreciated!

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*wolfool:iconwolfool: Jan 1, 2008, 6:33:43 AM
ah, yes. They're good, I really like your poem^^

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~CatWoman4ever:iconCatWoman4ever: Dec 31, 2007, 12:02:34 PM
Since I like to consider myself a wolf :XD: I call it my pack....but to the rest of the world it is family. It is my dA family! :D Some people create friends listings, I call it my family. Everyone in my pack is a good dA friend. Anyone can join. I tend to talk to my pack much more than my passive watchers.

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~paintings-photos:iconpaintings-photos: Dec 31, 2007, 11:04:00 AM
You are indeed the first pageview. Not the last i hope. What is a family/pack?

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~paintings-photos:iconpaintings-photos: Dec 28, 2007, 8:58:01 AM
Hi Shelby-is-...

thanks for the welcome. One poem added, but i need to hibernate a while before uploading a pic :)

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=Shelby-is-Crazy:iconShelby-is-Crazy: Dec 28, 2007, 8:30:08 AM
Ooh hello! =)
nothing yet, but i'll be your first watcher, i'm looking forward to seeing what you have
welcome to deviantart

xx shelby

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*wolfool:iconwolfool: Dec 28, 2007, 8:13:08 AM
came to check out your gallery but there's nothing here yet! oh well, welcome anyway, have a nice day^^

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~Drakithu:iconDrakithu: Dec 28, 2007, 8:12:04 AM
Welcome to DeviantART!
Enjoy your stay! :D

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Y HALLO THAR!
~CatWoman4ever:iconCatWoman4ever: Dec 28, 2007, 8:09:40 AM
Hey! I'm your first pageview and comment! Welcome to dA! :wave:

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